Ep. 127 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss why Tom got into an altercation at a dog park, Kodak Black getting shot, Jenna Jameson's illness, Kevin Hart's Gucci pants, and Tom's experiences at the Buffalo Bills facility and Chef Jose Andres' restaurant Jaleo. Josh Potter was just on tour with Bert, this leads the Bears to compare and contrast how the two of them tour. Also Bert may be joining OnlyFans! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/

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0:00.0	Do you think there's any gangs that listen to our podcast?
0:03.0	I don't know if the whole gang gets together, but uh...
0:06.4	Surprise I'm gang members that have listened for sure. Yeah.
0:09.2	I think so.
0:12.3	Let's see if it's these white boys up to today. Yeah, I shit like that. Yeah.
0:16.1	100%
0:22.8	I've told this dude's story so many times. It's one of my favorite comedy stories.
0:27.0	And he just hit me up. He's like, just giving you a heads up.
0:30.0	I'm the guy you're talking about in this story.
0:33.2	His name's Adam Bloom. He's a comedian from the UK.
0:38.2	I got it. I was told this by a bunch of British comics.
0:42.3	Pizzah, I was um...
0:43.9	I'm obsessed with stand up. I was talking about stand up.
0:47.6	I said, I'm fucking gonna give you shit about stand up. They're like, yeah.
0:49.6	They're like, Adam Bloom's like that.
0:50.9	So Adam Bloom had a girlfriend who wanted to break up with him.
0:55.3	And she said, I'm just...
0:58.4	All you talk about stand up. Can you go to dinner one night for 30 minutes?
1:03.8	I'm not talking about stand up.
1:05.6	And he goes, of course I can do that.
1:06.8	He goes, you can do 30 minutes without talking about stand up.
1:09.8	He goes, yeah. Give me the light at 28.
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