Ep. 129 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

It's Tom Segura's birthday, and Bert Kreischer, once again, topped their previous birthday gifts to each other. He got him a race car for 2 Bears Racing! The Bears call Matt Farah of "The Smoking Tire," who advised Bert on the purchase. He gives Tom and Bert a full run down of the car's specs. The Bears then swap stories of other meaningful gifts they've given to people, and get emotional discussing Bert's "Wait Staff Raffle" where he would give comedy club staff the chance to win money at his shows.

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0:00.0	I bet Gaydudes give Gaydudes the best fucking press.
0:04.1	Now you're onto something.
0:05.2	Yes!
0:05.8	I hook you up with a fucking dope ass e-bike.
0:10.1	I mean, he knows me so much better than you do!
0:13.3	Shut up!
0:14.1	I got you a 2021 C-D-U-G-T-E.
0:18.1	You know what?
0:20.2	Really?
0:21.3	That's fucking awesome, man!
0:22.8	So I was like, you know what I'll do?
0:24.2	I'll send a plane.
0:25.6	This plane's fucking the best.
0:26.8	And then you put me up with the four seasons.
0:28.3	And it was so much money.
0:31.6	I don't ever want my family to buy me a gift again.
0:35.3	100%
0:37.3	Happy birthday.
0:43.3	Thank you, man.
0:46.1	That was...
0:48.1	You know, you guys tricked me.
0:50.1	For real?
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