Ep. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura! The bears start off the show talking about being bullies and being bullied in school. Who do you think was a bigger bully, Tom or Bert? Then they review shows and specials they’ve recently seen, like Dave Chappelle’s Home Team: Earthquake’s “Legendary”, Anthony Jeselnik’s “Fire in the Maternity Ward”, Ali Wong’s “Don Wong”, and Bert’s favorite: “A Made Homecoming”. Bert talks about his unfortunate introductions to Oliver Stone, Joe Rogan, Tom Cruise, and bro have you seen the hot chicks on @mugshawtys’ Instagram?! See you next week on 2 Bears 1 Cave! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0	The birdie boy real apps tour is coming to Los Angeles.
0:02.5	This Syncode Mio come celebrate with me, Mark Norman,
0:06.6	and the best metal Marriachi cover band you have ever seen.
0:10.0	Metalachi.
0:11.1	For the Netflix is a joke festival.
0:12.9	This Syncode Mio at the Greek.
0:15.3	I will see you there.
0:16.9	Arrriva.
0:20.4	I don't think he's wrong a lot.
0:21.7	Meaning, you know, I don't think you're wrong about him
0:24.7	being not wrong a lot.
0:26.7	I'm fucking burping up from the bottom of my bowels.
0:30.9	How often do you think Tom Cruise has diarrhea?
0:33.8	Which my bar?
0:36.2	We should buy a bar.
0:38.7	100%.
0:40.7	I had the hottest date last night.
0:48.8	I went to this sushi place here in town.
0:51.5	Fuji.
0:57.5	Little chest.
0:58.7	Titus little ass you've ever seen.
1:00.7	Really?
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