Ep. 125 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's experience watching Tyler Perry's "A Madea Homecoming," Britney Spears' insane Instagram posts, W. Kamau Bell's new docuseries "We Need to Talk About Cosby," and David Spade's episode of 2 Bears. Bert tells the story of going to a strip club in Austin with his crew the night before, and Tom and Bert talk about "Yo! MTV Raps." This leads them to wonder why Method Man and Redman haven't started a podcast. They wrap up by FaceTiming Russell Peters to see if he could put the Bears in contact with them. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour https://store.ymhstudios.com/

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0:00.0	Can I tell you what I hate, but I also do.
0:02.4	You know I'm a hypocrite, right?
0:04.0	I am, I am the worst.
0:05.9	I am the worst.
0:06.4	And everything you say about me online, you're accurate.
0:08.7	You're accurate.
0:09.5	I am that guy.
0:11.4	Any opinion I have, tear me down for it
0:13.6	because I believe the other thing you believe also.
0:16.2	100%
0:17.2	I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, you.
0:22.2	Hey guys, welcome back to the lawyer and his defendant.
0:24.9	Yep.
0:26.1	My name's Bert, I'm the defendant.
0:27.4	This is Tom, he's my lawyer.
0:28.9	I'm legal counsel.
0:30.6	And he will be representing me in this case of Tom
0:33.2	what law did I break today?
0:34.8	I'm guessing it's a DUI.
0:36.5	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:39.0	Because I'm party and fuckers.
0:41.3	Public drunkenness.
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