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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 124 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

It’s another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! Bert starts the episode off comparing himself to minor league and Olympian athletes. What a surprise! Do you think Bert could challenge Caeleb Dressel at swimming? Israel Adesanya at fighting? What if they were both drunk? Tom tries talking about the new Chevrolet Corvette, 2 Bears Racing, and his genuine love for other people’s fear, but Bert moves onto his favorite politician, Saparmurat Niyazov, talks about commissioning a statue of himself, and/or Tom Segura in pure bronze, and how excited he is for 2 Bears Racing!

Transcript

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0:00.0

What are you way now to the to fight to

0:03.6

45 I guess I can wipe my ass pretty good so that's how you tell

0:08.5

I'm really getting there

0:16.4

Welcome to another episode of two bears one cave

0:20.9

You look very handsome today. I am so hungover. I'm I really may need a little hair of the dog that bit me up

0:26.5

Or bit me up. Yeah, but my dog up but my I could use a fucking service animal

0:35.2

You had quite a night. Yeah, I was good though. You were good. Yeah

0:41.1

Yeah, I think about that like all the times like when you when you're younger and you go to a strip club

0:47.2

And you go I guess we should say that. Oh, yeah, we're just strip club last night

0:50.3

Which is strip club, but I was learned this I got here and I was like oh thanks for the fucking call

0:55.4

Oh, it was it was an impulse by

0:59.0

Yeah, what time did you go there? I fucking time is not was not incorporated in anything last time

1:06.1

Okay, all I know is that

1:08.8

Really one of the most amazing dinners of my entire life at Red Ash

1:12.7

It's a fantastic dad text me. He was like you got it if you're in Austin keep texting every time I'm here

1:17.5

You have to go to red Ash. You know about it. My dad went to dinner there once he goes the bread is the best bread

1:22.8

I've ever had in my life true that you get my dad get the bone marrow of course

1:26.6

And then I and I very quickly pulled it away from everyone was like we'll be eating this

1:31.6

We're not split ski in this

1:34.3

It's so it's so good Carpaccio

1:37.5

Grupper

1:39.0

There's steak is amazing. We got two steaks. We got four pops

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