Ep. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of the new Austin set and we get into hypotheticals about hooking up with relatives! We get an update on the weight loss challenge with Nadav, talk about Ben Askren and the Jake Paul fight, and Bert tries to figure out his price for getting knocked out by a professional fighter. How much should Bert get to be in a boxing ring with Israel "Stylebender" Adesanya? The bears discuss the recent passing of Louis Anderson, Bob Saget, and Norm McDonald. Tom shares a story about him and Ryan Sickler smoking out Norm and seeing him go on stage right after. Bert then shares a story of a Paralympian swimmer Chloe Toscano who recently removed her arm and the bears gauge the room on some playful choking in the bedroom.

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0:00.0	Bert, do you hear well out of your left ear?
0:02.6	You're like, yeah, and then you just goes,
0:04.3	FAH! And you're just like, oh, not anymore!
0:06.3	I can't hear anybody out of here!
0:08.0	How about your left eye? Can you see me?
0:11.1	Whom?
0:12.1	100%
0:13.1	I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, you.
0:15.1	I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, you.
0:19.9	There it is.
0:21.8	Is that the sweetest sound that you've ever heard?
0:23.8	It makes me, oh, the smell of an IPA.
0:26.3	You know, I've got more in the IPA lately,
0:29.7	because you can sip them.
0:31.6	Yeah.
0:32.6	I run through wine.
0:34.6	You do?
0:35.6	I run through wine.
0:36.6	I just, I'm go, go, go, go.
0:37.6	I mean, I had a wanting out there.
0:39.6	I murdered it.
0:40.6	When you came over last time, and we were,
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