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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 120 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & David Spade

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave, and we have guest bear David Spade joining Tom Segura! Spade has all sorts of questions as he just started an SNL themed podcast co-hosted by Dana Carvey called "Fly On The Wall." David tells Tom about getting on Saturday Night Live with Rob Schneider and what it was like to be a writer/performer on the cast back then. They talk about Tommy Boy, Chris Farley, Kevin Nealon, Gap Girls, and a horror story involving Eddie Murphy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

He's in tick-tock, they're like, we're quitting.

0:01.8

Do you hate your jobs?

0:02.6

Your boss mean?

0:03.6

Yeah.

0:04.4

What's happening?

0:05.2

I don't know.

0:06.1

You think Lauren was like, David, come here.

0:07.4

Sit on my knee.

0:08.9

Do you seem stressed?

0:10.3

Because you haven't been on 15 shows in a row.

0:12.3

You just can give a fuck.

0:13.8

He goes, you're weak, leave.

0:15.3

100%.

0:17.3

100%.

0:18.3

100%.

0:23.4

You're impressed, dude.

0:25.3

I'm impressed with the set.

0:26.5

Yeah.

0:27.3

Come on.

0:28.2

I walked in here, I'm like, what I'm going to set

0:29.0

up, Avatar 3, so much shit and electronics.

0:32.5

This is really the fute.

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