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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 122 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer opens with what it's like visiting Austin, and how much he loves playing games with Tom Segura's kids. Also, Tom's kids give Bert a new nick name: Fat Sticks. The bears talk about standup comedy all over the world, they try to figure out the perfect outfit for Bert's next special, and we go down the female golfer rabbit hole. We check out other cool hobbies women can get into, watch some cool debt/stuck related "videos," and check out what kind of videos the rest of America is into.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You can have it zipped up all the way and be like,

0:02.4

and kinda like, oh, like it's stuck.

0:04.8

You know?

0:05.7

Okay, let's do that.

0:06.5

So hold on, you think guys, you come out

0:08.6

like a fucking moron girl.

0:10.2

And they're cheering.

0:11.5

Yeah, and be like, and then be like,

0:14.0

and just go like this.

0:15.2

No, be like, it's, sorry.

0:16.6

What?

0:17.5

Yeah, yes.

0:18.3

What? You wanted it?

0:19.5

You got it.

0:20.3

Yes, yes.

0:21.8

100%

0:23.0

I was kind of impressed with you last night.

0:30.6

What?

0:31.6

Because it was late, and you'd been drinking

0:34.9

for the duration of a day.

0:37.8

Mm-hmm.

0:38.8

And I was like, I guess you're ready for one more,

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