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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 119 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are finally recording out of the new set and Bert almost immediately ruins it. Bert fantasizes which celebrities he'd date, the bears discuss the Buffalo Bill's insane game and the incredible 2 Bears cleats that Gabe Davis wore during a game. The bears try doing some inspirational social media posts, we get an update on #TheMachine movie, Bert shares his Covid episode and a screen grab from his nest cam after he had sex. The bears talk hot sauces, Nadav's weight loss, and how Bert pronounces Whataburger wrong.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Alright, ready in five

0:06.8

You can't do that you can't do that you can't do that

0:09.8

Is it can make a professional even though I just spit all over the new studio. I'm sorry. I just spit all over the new studio

0:23.0

Hey, welcome us to the yeah, yeah, this is the

0:25.3

Yeah, well fuck basically five I know he does he read

0:30.7

He does he does a very professional intro usually it's in a demonic

0:38.2

Air maya or something whatever he speaks, but yeah, he does English every once in a while welcome

0:44.8

Finally here we are three and a half years later in the new

0:50.8

Studio the new two-bear studio. This is fucking legit great

0:54.6

This is overwhelming. I would I had there should be a tour of this

0:58.9

Yeah on Instagram. We will we will do one is so fucking badass

1:02.9

It is so it makes me feel like I should have moved to Austin

1:07.6

Oh, you said you still can I can't what good good thinking about

1:13.3

I have been thinking about cities to move to if I start a second family. This is a great one

1:19.3

Hmm, you're here like just often enough where she gets attention, but you still go back

1:24.2

Oh, no, I'd be dumb and lian totally. Oh, yeah, lians with me by the way

1:27.7

I'm gonna bring her to the studio tomorrow. We're doing another episode tomorrow

1:30.2

I want her to see this because what do you think the wife never to like what is she?

1:35.0

Where you what like what's the age range you think you're looking in I need her to I just realized this other day

1:41.0

So I started fantasizing about

1:43.0

Um, uh, marrying a woman like Amsterdam and then having a like a child that skates on the on the canals and I show up in his

1:51.2

And he's like Papa like you know, I was like I go I need her to be young

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