Ep. 118 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert thinks he's finally going to move to Austin! Will Enny and Nadav move in with him? Then, the bears decide to completely change and rebuild Nadav. Is he up for the challenge? Tom shares how he got into doing standup comedy and Bert reveals he doesn't listen when people answer his questions.

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0:00.0	The amount of press this podcast would get, because all anyone could talk about is how irresponsible we are.
0:08.0	You are. You're part of my team.
0:10.3	I did not. You're my decision making is teamed with yours.
0:13.3	When I make bad decisions, if you greenlight them, then they're not bad decisions.
0:21.2	That's a good point.
0:22.0	100%
0:28.9	I'm moving. You're moving. I think I'm moving to Austin.
0:31.9	To Austin? I think so.
0:33.1	I wanted you to move here. Not Leanne, just me.
0:36.5	Trap house. Trap house.
0:38.2	Yeah. Trap compound.
0:40.8	Compound.
0:41.6	Yeah, so I've been thinking about this and I want to bounce it off you, okay?
0:46.3	Okay.
0:47.2	And because you're the, I'm not the good brain.
0:49.7	Like I'm a good idea brain, but when it comes to like, is that idea a real idea?
0:55.4	Yeah. You're better at that.
0:56.4	Okay.
0:58.0	So I'm sitting in fucking Uber today.
1:00.7	I've taken so many goddamn Uber's.
1:02.1	I probably spent no joke, $1,000 in Uber's in the last two months.
1:06.3	Easy, easy, easy.
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