Hey guys, I know I never get to talk on this show, so I went ahead and wrote a book.

It's called I'd like to play alone, please, and it is available for pre-order right now.

Bert can't interrupt this at all, so go ahead and please get my book pre-order at

Thompsgrove.com slash book, you can get an audio book, you can get a hard copy, I'm very excited

about it, I'm very proud of it and I hope you will check it out. One person was like, why don't you

stand up for us? I don't give a fuck about you. I don't care. And I don't care what happens to you either.

It's great, I'm so used to looking at a full figured person and it's nice to not have to do

that. To see what normal looks like. It's a shock to the system. It is a shock to the system.

I'm like, I'm not falling out of the chair, everyone. I'm like, I'm squeezing it. I'm like,

yeah, I'm like, hey, Bert, how you doing buddy? I was like, oh, going.

How's that medacher thing you use that takes you up and down the stairs?

I feel like by the time you go get a sniper, it'll be like, Ralphie with a doctor's like,

no, you're not even in a range anymore.

That would be awesome though if he did the stomach stapling,

but didn't tell anybody and just showed up at like 165, we're like, what the fuck?

What? He's like, what do you mean? He's like, what? I just, he wouldn't tell anybody.

He would never admit it. He started running. That and hair plugs. He would do both.

He would definitely do that. He would definitely do that. He would definitely do that.

He does that, he does that shit in his hair and he's always. This is him every time he takes this

hat off. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, just do what I do man. I'm like, just do what I do man.

Just do it. Take it down. Did I get hair plugs and I'll lean into it? Yeah. I'll tell.

But yeah, they look great. Yeah, there's a whole thing of guys now that do all the cosmetic stuff

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