Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, and Bert is having a rough time recovering from the previous episode. Bert went into a deprivation tank loaded and had a day of polar plunges and packed saunas and marvels at his incredible genes. With that, they talk about ayahuasca which cause Bert to have a panic attack mid-thought. The bears discuss sleep, touring styles, disc golfers, and E-sports gamers. The bears get into their personal body counts, how fat their faces get, and Bert's love of hot dogs and food.

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0:00.0	The only thing I associated with you for, I don't know, a couple of years was just Tito's and Soda.
0:05.2	Tito's and Soda.
0:06.1	Is that still a thing?
0:07.6	No.
0:08.6	Really?
0:09.8	I bring a Tito's and Soda with me on stage, but I did Veno November, so I did a bottle of wine every night in November.
0:17.4	That's uh...
0:21.1	That's not a thing.
0:22.0	100%
0:28.4	You look like you've been at sea for a while.
0:35.0	This fucking Austin kills me.
0:36.9	Yeah?
0:37.6	Yeah, because I fucking...
0:40.1	My man, a party so hard yesterday.
0:43.4	So wait, we got a little fucked up here.
0:47.9	I continued that.
0:49.0	I had a very quick clip.
0:51.6	Because when I was leaving, you're like, I'm having another beer.
0:53.6	That's the last thing I heard.
0:54.5	I'm gonna have to have a beer this morning.
0:56.4	Okay.
0:57.2	I'm fucking...
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