Ep. 116 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, and Bert is having a rough time recovering from the previous episode. Bert went into a deprivation tank loaded and had a day of polar plunges and packed saunas and marvels at his incredible genes. With that, they talk about ayahuasca which cause Bert to have a panic attack mid-thought. The bears discuss sleep, touring styles, disc golfers, and E-sports gamers. The bears get into their personal body counts, how fat their faces get, and Bert's love of hot dogs and food. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The only thing I associated with you for, I don't know, a couple of years was just Tito's and Soda.
0:05.2	Tito's and Soda.
0:06.1	Is that still a thing?
0:07.6	No.
0:08.6	Really?
0:09.8	I bring a Tito's and Soda with me on stage, but I did Veno November, so I did a bottle of wine every night in November.
0:17.4	That's uh...
0:21.1	That's not a thing.
0:22.0	100%
0:28.4	You look like you've been at sea for a while.
0:35.0	This fucking Austin kills me.
0:36.9	Yeah?
0:37.6	Yeah, because I fucking...
0:40.1	My man, a party so hard yesterday.
0:43.4	So wait, we got a little fucked up here.
0:47.9	I continued that.
0:49.0	I had a very quick clip.
0:51.6	Because when I was leaving, you're like, I'm having another beer.
0:53.6	That's the last thing I heard.
0:54.5	I'm gonna have to have a beer this morning.
0:56.4	Okay.
0:57.2	I'm fucking...
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