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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

A truly special episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer where they try do as many vices in the span of a little over an hour. Bert and Tom celebrate their power by lighting cigars and Bert tries to compare himself to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. They try to come up with the premise to a movie that The Rock would do with them... would you watch it? Bert shows some fun posts from Nikki Glazer and Whitney Cummings. Tom helps Bert realize he should open a "recovery center," and they discuss the next big 2 Bears, 1 Cave event... 2 Bears Racing. Tom reminds Bert how impressed he is with his tennis serve, the bears share their favorite laughs with each other, and they decide which email they'd prefer to be eaten by.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I just didn't care.

0:00.8

I was like, the rock does it.

0:02.4

I see him drink to kill all the time.

0:03.8

Yeah.

0:04.6

And I go, if the rock can do it, I can do it.

0:06.3

So I was like, that's a pretty fucked up statement.

0:09.6

Yeah.

0:10.4

Yeah.

0:11.2

Yeah.

0:12.4

Yeah.

0:13.4

I don't think most people go, if the rock can do it, I can do it.

0:17.8

100%.

0:18.8

I'm not sure.

0:19.8

I don't know.

0:20.8

Yeah.

0:21.8

Yeah.

0:22.8

Yeah.

0:23.8

Yeah.

0:24.8

Is there weed in Space Dust?

0:26.4

No.

0:27.4

Yeah.

0:28.4

Then let's try it.

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