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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 113 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, this time out of Bert studio in Los Angeles! Bert shares he's been on a fasting mimicking cleanse diet and shares his incentivized weight loss routine on tour. They go on to discuss at the physique of jacked celebrities like Michael B. Jordan, Chris Pratt, Kumail Nanjiani and how Jason Momoa does it the best way. Bert is excited for his work out with Joe Rogan at the Onnit gym and Tom reminisces about cigarettes. Tom shows Bert the Hard 75 work out and eating plan and Bert pitches 2 Bears Racing and he can't wait to be a pit crew boss. Tome shares his discovery of baby wipes and a mishap he had on the road. The bears check in on Bert's accountabili-buddy, Nadav, and they also really like where Jonah Hill is at in his life. The episode ends on quite a cliff hanger.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm just gonna try to like curb my behavior with my working out.

0:08.1

Antiquilla.

0:09.1

100%

0:14.0

Welcome to the new set of Two Bears One Cave.

0:17.1

How you like what I did?

0:17.9

I like it, Tom.

0:18.8

It's really great.

0:19.6

I leaned more you on this one.

0:21.8

I mean, I think it's kind of an homage

0:24.1

that you did a straight up replica of,

0:26.3

you know, can I tell you,

0:27.3

I don't feel like I've ever been funny in this room.

0:30.1

No, no, why?

0:31.4

I don't know.

0:32.2

I got fucking, I totally and I think it's the chairs.

0:34.4

I would actually like you to assess it, okay?

0:36.9

Cause this is my podcast studio.

0:39.2

Tom's in LA, he's got work this week.

0:41.9

He does them work, yeah.

0:42.8

And then, and then I'm leaving tonight for Austin,

0:45.6

which fucking sucks.

0:46.8

Well, then we're gonna see each other again in a few days.

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