Ep. 112 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Time to hang out in the cave with the 2 bears: Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert starts this episode with deciding he's going to drink today, and figured it's not fair only uppity non-woke women get to be called Karen... he wants to figure out names for the rest of the spectrum of dumb people. Are you a Liam? We watch the classic viral video of the girl getting hit in the head with a shovel and see what the ladies are up to today. Bert shares a story of when he got a bad concussion in college and we try to figure out how much it's affected him in the present. The bears take a look at some personalized content from ASMR Maddy and go down a whole ASMR rabbit hole. We hear about Bert's experience watching UFC 268 at Madison Square Garden with Justin Gaethje and Rose Namajunas, which leads us to look into the best looking fighters and watch the Joe Schilling altercation at the bar.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Obviously, it's over a boy.
0:02.5	I'm guessing. What are you- Why did they fight?
0:04.2	A la- a la. And av.
0:08.6	What is happening to me? I might- like- I-
0:11.8	I feel like I might be talking too much.
0:13.4	100%
0:18.6	Two bears won, Cave is brought to you by Diet Smoke.
0:20.8	You know what my problem with the Edibles is?
0:22.4	You get so high sometimes.
0:24.4	And you sit there and going, I messed up.
0:26.7	I can't take this away for the next four to six hours.
0:29.7	This is going to be hell for me.
0:32.0	Well, if that is the problem you have, when- and you need the perfect high,
0:37.1	hit up my friends at Diet Smoke for their delicious Delta 8 THC gummies.
0:41.0	Diet Smoke isn't light. It's just right.
0:44.7	I'm telling you, it gives you the perfect buzz because Delta 8 is simply a slightly less potent
0:50.5	version of THC. The THC that you're probably most familiar with is Delta 9.
0:55.0	That's while- and while both are natural to the cannabis plant,
0:58.3	Diet Smoke extracts their Delta 8 from the hemp.
1:00.9	I just saw this all on Netflix the other day.
1:04.2	Some people call it a loophole.
1:06.9	I call it a secret recipe to getting a smooth stable and most importantly, legal high.
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