Ep. 111 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

2 Bears, 1 Cave has partnered with the one and only Mache to bring to you a custom 2 Bears, 1 Cave shoe! Preorders for this one of a kind shoe begin this Friday, 12/17 at 11am EST and will only be open for 72 hours when the window closes Monday, 12/20 at 11am EST. So head on over to https://machecustoms.com this weekend to preorder a custom 2 Bears, 1 Cave shoe designed by Mache! SPONSORS: - Go to https://SkylightFrame.com and enter code BEARS to get $10 off your purchase. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “CAVE” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping at https://Manscaped.com/BEARS - To start comparing quotes and simplify insurance-buying, check out Policygenius: https://policygenius.com/2BEARS1CAVE. Thanks to Policygenius for sponsoring this video! - Get three extra months free at https://ExpressVPN.com/CAVE. - Go to https://HelloFresh.com/CAVE14 and use code CAVE14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts! - Be the big winner this holiday season with a gift from MVMT. Go to https://MVMT.COM/CAVE! Join the MOVEMENT! -Binge the entire first season of MacGruber December 16th, only on Peacock. Go to https://PeacockTV.com to sign up. It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and we start with the bears talking about the steak they ate the night before and how meat makes Bert need to fart. The bears trade stories about their love lives with their wives, we get an update on the accountabilibuddies, the uniform changes at Hooters and how fast eats their buffalo shrimp. Bert makes Nadav find the coffee table book he saw of naked men from the Navy, Bert has a bone to pick with Starbucks' ice cubes, and we go deep into kinks with Enny.

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0:00.0	You guys might have the two bears hats, but now there are two bears custom shoes designed by the great Mosh
0:05.5	He's done some of the wildest sneaker designs for entertainers and athletes and he has done them for us
0:11.0	Custom two bears shoes you can get them at moshcustoms.com
0:14.6	The pre-order starts 12
0:16.9	17 at 11 a.m. Eastern Standard Time closing Monday on the 20th at 11 a.m
0:22.0	Go to moshcustoms.com that's m a c h e customs.com
0:27.1	Do you want a beer? No
0:29.1	Why not it's nine in the morning. I just honestly feel like that any time that I drink in the day time
0:36.5	I just immediately want to sleep. Yeah, that's the whole point. Yeah, but I don't I don't want to go to sleep. What do you have to do today?
0:43.9	Go to sleep
0:46.2	Tommy
0:48.2	You're so responsible 100%
0:50.2	This podcast is brought to you by skylight frame skylight frames are the best gift you can give anyone
1:01.0	I have bought no less than 15 of them. I've given them to my mom my dad my sisters
1:06.9	I gave him my friends. I'll tell you why I give him my friends super easy
1:10.0	Give this frame. It's like a ten inch frame matte black beautiful. It looks gorgeous
1:15.4	You can use your fingers to swipe through pictures. You can grab a picture. Say that it's awesome
1:20.2	Why gave him to him is it super easy? You can preload it if you'd like
1:23.7	But you send pictures to an email and then they upload to that frame
1:26.8	It's a great way to stay in touch with your family while you know everyone's away from each other these days
1:32.5	Why I gave it to my friends is I can send pictures to myself to my friends so that when I go to their house
1:38.3	I see pictures of me that's what I love that's the best gift you can give anyone this holiday season
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