That's you. Yeah, right. I don't even know if I like that look. What? Why are you all gone?

It's I wasn't drinking. I'm never gonna quit drinking. I don't look I don't even look good

You ready? Yeah, let's be ready for the best episode we're ever gonna do. Okay, best episode ever are you ready?

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We at one point. Oh, Christie Mack. Yeah, I know she looks totally different than that

But take a look at it. It's really let's take our time with these. Let's take our time. Okay, okay

This is we'll put this this way so people can see what that does

I bought us matching butt plugs cool. Okay, you try that yet. No

with remote controls nice

We've got a blow job machine that someone's face that is a face

I

You go it. Oh, don't do it. Don't do it man. Oh, please please. Oh, that's a tiny little mouth, too. That is really nice. Yeah

I got Loub and then this is the next level

Wait here

That's a butt plug too, right?

Let's see. Can we use this yet? No, I've used anything

You try the the pay I tried the penis pump last night. It's not it's it works, but I don't think penis pumps are real

What do you mean? I mean it's hard to explain what's hard to explain? Well, where do you want to start?

Tell me I tell you okay, so this is a penis pump. Okay, it's the best one they have on the market. It is called the

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