Ep. 106 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	So why would you fat-shame me and not jump tape when right now?
0:03.9	But what do you mean? I don't know why my fat shaming you right now? I'm fat-shaming you right now
0:08.7	You're making me feel like I'm a crazy person you know you are a crazy person, but
0:12.9	I
0:23.1	Wow
0:25.7	What is that I don't know a dad gave it to me a dad a dad give it to me. What do you mean a dad a dad?
0:32.7	Dad it was actually a stepdad I
0:35.4	Think I'd be a really good step dad you do yeah, I don't think I'm that good of a dad like when I watch movies
0:41.0	Or when I see you know what I can't break my heart
0:45.6	When I see soldiers coming home from more yeah, they go haven't seen my son like two years
0:50.3	Yeah, and then they go I saw this one guy his son's playing football. Hey boy
0:55.2	His son goes who's crying yeah, my daughters wouldn't do that. They like oh, what's up?
1:04.2	Like I those break me down every time oh my god the story unions dude. It's like yeah
1:09.9	Even the fucking soldier seeing his dog like the dog goes fucking crazy. Oh, yeah, my dogs don't give a fuck
1:16.8	Yeah, I show up now like oh he's back. Yeah, you know the best one I got was I saw one Hayden dog right down
1:25.5	Tiktok I saw one I saw one who's like
1:30.4	His dad's been in prison for 12 years no his his
1:35.3	He hasn't seen his uncle in 12 years. He's been in prison for 12 years and then his uncle sits next to him
1:41.5	He's like hey, and there's like oh, it's so like wasn't that big of a thing
1:44.9	But then I kept thinking what did he do?
1:47.4	Yeah, who did he kill and like like like?
1:51.7	And then I was like he committed a crime like this we shouldn't celebrate him like I get I get it
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