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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 105 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

The picture of you in a really small remake Packers jersey?

0:06.0

Uh, yeah.

0:07.0

And, you know, I saw that and you know what immediately came to mind.

0:11.0

What?

0:12.0

Season 2 of Love on the Spectrum is back.

0:14.0

Like, as soon as I saw it, I was like, I gotta watch that show again.

0:21.0

100%

0:23.0

I'm so curious.

0:28.0

Come sounds so weird to talk.

0:30.0

Like when you say, uh, came out, like, yeah.

0:32.0

Like, there's only a couple people you can say come to.

0:34.0

You're gonna say come to your dad.

0:35.0

Like, that would be like, aww.

0:36.0

Oh yeah, no.

0:37.0

Yeah, or your mom.

0:38.0

Oh no, no, no, no.

0:40.0

I even see weird, I don't feel weird about, um, like, when you, like,

0:45.0

when you have, you have, you have, you fuck strangers, right?

0:48.0

Yeah, I have.

0:49.0

Yeah.

0:50.0

Do you ever say, like, can I come inside you to a stranger?

0:53.0

You just give it to me.

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