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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 104 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0

So I like about Matthew Manning.

0:01.2

He's just so honest.

0:02.0

He was like, he was like, you know, we got to go over abroad

0:04.4

because all the money kind of dried up over here

0:06.4

for us rappers of our age.

0:08.2

So we do a lot of overseas shows.

0:09.8

I was like, just that honesty like that.

0:11.4

I was like, I kind of really respect it.

0:13.6

My love, Matthew Manning.

0:14.6

I don't know what, oh, we were talking about lovers.

0:16.2

No, you were saying who gives good dick and rap.

0:18.6

100%.

0:20.2

100%.

0:21.0

It looks good.

0:28.0

I feel this is an interesting outfit for me.

0:30.1

Yeah.

0:31.1

It's both given to me.

0:32.1

So that was the frat you were in?

0:34.8

I was, I was, I am an ATO.

0:36.6

You're always an ATO, lifelong ATO.

0:38.4

Right.

0:39.4

I like how you say that like you're fucking still marine.

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