Ep. 103 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	They're baller moves and baller moves kind of fucking like
0:06.1	Speaking of balls, you want to see my balls?
0:10.4	No, okay 100%
0:19.6	I'm already for black female
0:21.6	Oh God I am
0:32.9	I think so
0:39.2	Oh, yeah, yeah, you didn't know that
0:42.1	I didn't know that
0:48.5	So many check so many boxes
0:52.8	For people that don't know
0:54.9	We're walking it was a great fucking movie. Yeah, we went to see the new
0:58.6	James Bond and by new we mean the one that was shot four years ago
1:02.0	Um, so we were walking we're walking to the theater and I go you know this was supposed to come out a while ago
1:07.6	You said no, I didn't know that and I go yeah, they shot this like in 20 I think 19 and
1:12.4	It was supposed to be released. I believe it was April of 2020
1:17.3	When you know like you just did your first feature. Yeah, you know that like the money goes into obviously shooting the movie and the marketing when you have a
1:25.6	A global franchise like 007. We're talking about
1:30.8	hundreds of millions of dollars. Can I tell you that
1:34.7	I just want Hollywood to know this
1:39.6	You're not ready for a black lead. No, no, no, no, no, okay, okay. I don't know. I didn't know what he was gonna go
1:45.6	Sorry, sorry, okay
1:48.1	Okay, go ahead go ahead
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