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The Adventure Zone

Ep. 10. Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter One

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.937.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Our heroes are sent out on their first mission as Reclaimers for the Bureau of Balance. Their initial task is an impossible one: Do they possess the competence required to be on time for a train? The answer may surprise you, but — no, actually, it probably won’t.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on the adventure zone

0:02.4

Congratulations are in order the three of you are now fully fledged members of our order

0:08.0

We are happy to have you on as reclaimers

0:11.1

We will send you out on missions and you will do what you did in fandalin ideally without

0:16.7

involving the destruction of an entire city in the house of thousands of souls. I mean ideally

0:22.2

Yeah, but like

0:23.7

But the capsule game from ship you know our game. Well, and also the capsule game from Kroger you pop open that capsule

0:30.7

And inside is an axe and it is said that the rail splitter can in a single swipe

0:37.9

Chopped down any tree. Why don't we go to fantasy Costco and you can level up while you're walking around you get the extreme team

0:43.8

Bible and the scuttle buddy and I want a warranty

0:47.0

The Bible doesn't need a warranty. Sir. It's the good book. All right. Let's level you guys up

0:51.9

Yes, so I chose battle master

0:55.0

I was kind of thinking of maybe nature

0:58.4

Interesting. I never pictured you as the captain planet type. Yeah, I'm gonna be joining the school of transmutation

1:04.3

Keep your furrow man back to yourself. No, don't do fit in your magical ass

1:09.8

Are you not entertained?

1:11.8

And if you are why don't you make it really not our ass. It's a max fun drive adventure zone

1:42.0

The

1:49.0

The three of you are sound asleep like sweet little lambs

1:53.3

Uh in your um

1:56.8

But we'll call it humble. It's a it is a humble dormitory provided to you by the bureau of balance

2:02.8

Have we put up like girly posters and like there's maybe like a lava lamp. No no posters the RA comes by every night

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