Ep. 9. Moonlighting - Chapter Three

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 12 March 2015

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Having passed the Bureau of Balance's punishing test of initiation, our heroes stock up on supplies and learn abilities that will help them immeasurably in the future. Merle finds a new god. Taako has a difficult encounter with a coin slot. Magnus advocates for moon-dogs.

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0:00.0	Previously on the Adventure Zone.
0:01.8	Welcome the three of you to the Bureau of Balance.
0:05.0	If he's an Adam, what is your name?
0:06.5	The director was fine.
0:08.0	The Bureau of Balance has a singular purpose
0:11.0	to collect and destroy powerful artifacts
0:15.0	like the gauntlet that you have in your possession right now.
0:18.5	We would be happy actually to hire the three of you on as reclaimers.
0:23.0	I was walk 500 miles.
0:26.0	I know that I'm consent on me.
0:28.0	You hear her say welcome to the test of initiation.
0:31.0	I want to disable its hands without disabling the whole auto-atomantine.
0:35.0	You very, very slowly tear his arms off.
0:39.0	Something in your pack begins to rattle feverishly.
0:44.0	What you pull out is actually the umbrella that you found in Wave Echo Cave.
0:49.0	I want to use Magic Missile.
0:51.0	You point the umbrella at the ogre, blast him, and he falls over backwards.
0:57.0	Congratulations, you have passed the test of initiation.
1:01.0	Yeah!
1:03.0	Pauler.
1:04.0	Latter the cave is real life, and everything else is just a cave.
1:11.0	Think about it.
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