Ep. 11. Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Two

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 26 March 2015

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Our heroes attempt to make the best out of a swampy situation, and race to Rockport before they miss a fateful train. They also meet a beloved radio personality and spokesperson, and hold him ransom for MaxFunDrive donations. Magnus exhibits his upper body strength. Taako gets charming. Merle takes a stink-bath.

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0:00.0	Previously on the Adventure Zone, one of our reclaimers, a brave soldier named
0:05.0	Lehman Kessler, was murdered in the city of Rockport. He had just managed to locate and retrieve one of the grand relics.
0:14.8	He managed to secure passage on this train, loaded his cargo onto the train, so all three of you can board,
0:22.2	but one of you will need to be Lehman Kessler, retrieve the relic, and get it back to us,
0:28.6	anyway that you can.
0:30.6	Yeah.
0:32.6	Be cool for two seconds.
0:35.6	Okay, you pull the handle and your descent starts to slow down. You realize just as you land, that you are in a swamp.
0:44.6	These dark green leeches begin to come out of the tree.
0:49.6	I'm going to run over to the tree, and I'm going to use rail splitter to fill it, so it falls over on top of all three of them.
0:55.6	Okay, awesome. But the tree falls to the side, and just completely obliterates the leech that was closest to the base, the one that was actually right next to you, Magnus.
1:09.6	Listen, a rose of crunch over here.
1:12.6	Are you a Max Fundrive donor or a Max Fundrive Pogo? Time to make up your mind as you enter the adventure zone.
1:42.6	Is that the music?
1:58.6	Yeah, good work, Travis.
2:00.6	What is that music, by the way?
2:02.6	I wrote it with my mouth.
2:03.6	It's Travis.
2:05.6	The opening theme to the adventure zone is just Travis doing a capella. One leech down. Next in the order is actually the leeches.
2:15.6	The two of them are about five feet apart.
2:23.6	In front of the feld tree, one of them scoots over towards Magnus, and one of them scoots over towards Merl.
2:37.6	Magnus, the leech that has moved over towards you, doesn't actually lunge forward and attack.
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