Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Between Tom and Bert, who do you think has dated a more "diverse" group of women? This brings both Bears to share intimate sexy stories about their wives. Who would you pick for Tom and Bert's second wives? Both have somewhat of an idea and we even hear about Bert's "coma fantasy." Tentacle stuff, Down-Blousing and Bert as a Politician? It's all inside The Cave! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh right welcome to another two bears one cave he believes everyone should
0:05.0	marry within their own race I'm here to tell you love as possible so are you
0:14.6	gonna start I'm only I've only ever had sex with white chicks ever yeah I hooked
0:19.8	up with one black chick one time and we hooked up we never sex and then she flipped
0:26.2	me and spoon me from behind I swear to God yeah in New York yeah pretty strong
0:31.3	yeah I don't know it was I mean there's no end there's this is a true story
0:36.5	wow I had sex with a number of different races really yep you're lying no
0:42.3	I'm serious you're are you serious yeah well I know Spanish because you can
0:45.5	speak yeah did you split in this Spanish or did you do it everywhere did you
0:48.9	flip into Spanish when you started having sex with a Spanish chick no no no
0:52.2	Spanish during sex no no sometimes like no I'm pretty silent I'm kind of weird
0:59.8	I can't imagine bush talks at all now no she just wants it to be over but she
1:06.2	um I remember you telling me about when you guys were just dating you tell me
1:11.1	about the first time you guys had sex you do I remember I'm gonna go back to
1:18.3	this black girl for it so in college yet it was funny because whatever she kept
1:25.9	telling me to put a condom on but and then like I was like we don't need it
1:33.7	we don't need it um so fast it's like dropping toast it's like it's gonna be
1:40.5	over quickly because she would let it like start and then she's like no you
1:45.1	should get one now I was like why you know I heard a comedian one time tell
1:56.4	aし on a spotless the
2:25.9	Oh, I'm gonna die.
2:29.9	Oh, well, to be clear, I was like, okay.
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