We stop saying the N word hey, it's great to be back. Welcome to thick boy nation. We're the thick boys. I'm Tom

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Cave episode three. You're back from Australia, from Australia, New Zealand. Oh, what's Bolly like?

Oh, Bolly's hot hot dude. I sweat so much in Bali. I mean, I was sweating to the point where we go to dinner

And it was pouring down my face and they had spicy foods where I was just sweating to the point where my daughters were embarrassed

Fucking embarrassed. Were you are you exotic there? Are they like wow? He doesn't look like anybody here. Dude, I am exactly

I am I could be the poster boy for ISIS to go. This is what we ate. Why we ate them

I

Went into a market I

Bet you were real quiet too, but they're all having a nice time in the market. You're a

girl's

I love I go in the market this is where to go I would I could call island George right now and they tell you

This is the worst thing they've ever seen me do I go to a huge open air market. I've been drinking

We've been I'll be like we went into the monkey forest. I told I love the monkeys are gonna want to fuck her cuz she's on her period

I like goes in she's on her period and I go I

Go I love be careful man. They can sniff that out

She's like what and I go yeah the monkeys can smell the big day and they're gonna want to fuck you

So be careful and a monkey starts fucking her. I said I'm gonna videotape the whole thing

Yes, and you some enough needs to get help. There's got to be less than five dads that have ever said that to their daughter

I'm I swear to God it would have been this Tom videotape I'm gonna get in fuck by a monkey and then turn around body shots world tour

It's still available here the worst here the worst starting San Francisco in September and and and in Cleveland in November

Dude I told the girls I told the girls right away. So

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