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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.723.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

It's the dance video that has swept the nation and warmed the hearts of everyone. Everyone except one of the two bears. Tom Segura confronts Bert Kreischer about what he REALLY thought about his dance video and his plans for a rebuttal. Is a "Dance-Off" going down in the cave in the future?? Plus, there was an overwhelming amount of theme song submissions, the Bears listen to a few and decide on what the winner will be. A special bet is in play, Dave Chappelle's special is discussed and a very special animation submission are all inside the cave this week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

You don't want people in Hong Kong to keep democracy alive.

0:07.0

So, welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Came.

0:11.6

Do you realize I was in the car thinking of the one I do to you and I get, but you caught

0:15.4

me so fucking off guard, you're like, you, and I was like, are we starting?

0:19.4

Yeah, no, I mean, if you want China to just demolish those people, it's fine.

0:26.4

But here's the thing then.

0:28.6

You know, you know, for a fact, I actually do not know what's going on.

0:31.6

Of course I know that.

0:35.6

Oh God, you know, it's almost, I feel, okay, so I got to tell you, man, I feel a little

0:41.9

guilty.

0:43.0

So you know, you put out this dance video and it went viral.

0:49.6

And you know, I said some really nasty, ugly, horrible, reprehensible, just vitriolic

1:00.7

type of things about you.

1:03.9

Chelsea brings out the worst in all of us.

1:06.5

Yeah, I wanted to actually take a moment to tell you that I don't feel badly at all

1:13.2

about anything I said.

1:15.8

Now, you have a, you have a great new dance video.

1:19.2

You know what I was thinking, though, by the way, but I was upset that the only thing

1:22.5

that I was like, what the fuck did, if you would have told me that you were setting it up,

1:27.2

we could have released them at the same time.

1:29.3

Oh, yeah.

1:30.3

But I think, I think I, well, first of all, I, when I, when I pitched it to, so October,

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