Ep. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears 1 Cave
4.7 • 23.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You don't want people in Hong Kong to keep democracy alive. |
| 0:07.0 | So, welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Came. |
| 0:11.6 | Do you realize I was in the car thinking of the one I do to you and I get, but you caught |
| 0:15.4 | me so fucking off guard, you're like, you, and I was like, are we starting? |
| 0:19.4 | Yeah, no, I mean, if you want China to just demolish those people, it's fine. |
| 0:26.4 | But here's the thing then. |
| 0:28.6 | You know, you know, for a fact, I actually do not know what's going on. |
| 0:31.6 | Of course I know that. |
| 0:35.6 | Oh God, you know, it's almost, I feel, okay, so I got to tell you, man, I feel a little |
| 0:41.9 | guilty. |
| 0:43.0 | So you know, you put out this dance video and it went viral. |
| 0:49.6 | And you know, I said some really nasty, ugly, horrible, reprehensible, just vitriolic |
| 1:00.7 | type of things about you. |
| 1:03.9 | Chelsea brings out the worst in all of us. |
| 1:06.5 | Yeah, I wanted to actually take a moment to tell you that I don't feel badly at all |
| 1:13.2 | about anything I said. |
| 1:15.8 | Now, you have a, you have a great new dance video. |
| 1:19.2 | You know what I was thinking, though, by the way, but I was upset that the only thing |
| 1:22.5 | that I was like, what the fuck did, if you would have told me that you were setting it up, |
| 1:27.2 | we could have released them at the same time. |
| 1:29.3 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:30.3 | But I think, I think I, well, first of all, I, when I, when I pitched it to, so October, |
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