Ep. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back for Episode 2 of 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! The two best friends get right into the stories, discussing Ralphie May, Joy Koy, Greg Giraldo and Jim Norton. Plus, Tom recaps all of his Theo trolling from the past few months. Who would be at the ultimate comedian slumber party? Bert's daughter is starting to drive, which is getting dicey, and everything wraps up in a strip club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, before we start this episode of Two Bears One Cave, Philadelphia, I'll be performing
0:04.4	at the Met July 27th.
0:06.4	Tickets are still available at Berper Berk.com.
0:09.3	Let's start the show.
0:11.6	He's Berk, Chrysher.
0:12.6	I'm Tom Segura.
0:13.6	At...
0:14.6	This is Two Bears One Cave.
0:19.2	The show...
0:20.2	That almost didn't get recorded because they forgot to turn the cameras on.
0:23.4	Tom goes, Tom goes, hey, should there be red lights on those?
0:27.2	And they're like, good call.
0:28.2	Do you know what a double punch is?
0:29.5	A double punch?
0:30.5	Yeah.
0:31.5	Is it like a double jab?
0:32.5	No, no, no.
0:33.5	It's a thing in camera terms.
0:34.5	It's when they double punch.
0:35.5	So they turn it on and then they turn it off.
0:37.4	They forget that they were recording and they turn it off.
0:39.8	Oh.
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