Ep. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears 1 Cave
4.7 • 23.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2019
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | He's Bert Kreischer. |
| 0:03.5 | I'm Tom Segura. |
| 0:04.7 | This is that new new. |
| 0:06.8 | It's two bears one cave. |
| 0:08.5 | The 12 years in the making. |
| 0:10.5 | 12 years in the making. |
| 0:11.5 | 12 years in the making. |
| 0:12.5 | We wrote a sketch about two bears one cave one time. |
| 0:14.8 | Do you remember it or no? |
| 0:15.8 | No. |
| 0:16.6 | It was an animated thing where it's like these two guys |
| 0:18.9 | are in the woods and it's the winter's coming |
| 0:22.3 | and there are two bears and they live together |
| 0:24.5 | and they're like, hey, do we have enough food |
| 0:26.3 | for the winter and do we have? |
| 0:28.2 | And then the guys like, yeah, |
| 0:30.6 | but I don't think I have enough come inside of me. |
| 0:33.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.2 | And then they just keep fucking and every time they stop |
| 0:36.0 | fucking they go, wait, what about the food? |
| 0:37.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.6 | I forgot about the food. |
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