Ep. 01 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

It's the debut of the biggest Super Podcast to date! 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have joined forces inside the YMH studios to get together as best friends and talk about anything and everything! Tom and Bert compare themselves to other duos, and some unsavory characters from WW2! It's the morning time, will Bert have a drink? How about once Hannah appears? She seems to have inside knowledge on Bert's vices. Once things get underway the stories start flowing, touching on topics like reality vs Instagram, shooting specials and drinking! Some tea is spilled and some laughs are had. It's the very FIRST 2 Bears 1 Cave! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	He's Bert Kreischer.
0:03.5	I'm Tom Segura.
0:04.7	This is that new new.
0:06.8	It's two bears one cave.
0:08.5	The 12 years in the making.
0:10.5	12 years in the making.
0:11.5	12 years in the making.
0:12.5	We wrote a sketch about two bears one cave one time.
0:14.8	Do you remember it or no?
0:15.8	No.
0:16.6	It was an animated thing where it's like these two guys
0:18.9	are in the woods and it's the winter's coming
0:22.3	and there are two bears and they live together
0:24.5	and they're like, hey, do we have enough food
0:26.3	for the winter and do we have?
0:28.2	And then the guys like, yeah,
0:30.6	but I don't think I have enough come inside of me.
0:33.4	Yeah.
0:34.2	And then they just keep fucking and every time they stop
0:36.0	fucking they go, wait, what about the food?
0:37.6	Yeah.
0:38.6	I forgot about the food.
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