Early Signs of Daddy Puberty

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week, we’re talking Daddy Puberty: the slow, confusing transformation from boy to twink to… Daddy. Is it a mindset? A muscle mass threshold? A beard-to-hair ratio? We break down the biology, the psychology, and the pop culture mythology of what it really means to enter your Daddy Era. Plus: pop culture daddies from childhood and a debate over whether being called “Daddy” is a compliment or a cry for help. Find us on Patreon: no filter, no notes, and no pants (optional). New episodes drop every Thursday at 8PM EST. Only here: https://www.patreon.com/c/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie EdmonsonLISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildrenFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpodhttps://www.instagram.com/joehegyes/https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Be so serious. Does my buzz cut look insane right now? Is it fringing in a way that's not cute?
0:06.8	Are you sucking your thumb?
0:08.6	I have a splinter.
0:09.6	You need to be, you need to be put in a constrictive...
0:13.8	Tank?
0:14.8	I'm sorry. Mama.
0:16.4	Mama. I've been visiting Miss Spanx for years. I've been visiting Tammy Spanx for years.
0:20.2	Have you been visiting Miss Spanx recently? No.'ve been visiting Tammy Spanx for years. Have you been visiting Miss Spanx recently?
0:22.4	No, the last time I put on shapewear, I think, was to be Jessica Lang in American Horror Story Asylum in the name game.
0:33.0	But be so serious.
0:34.3	Be so serious when you slipped that shapewear on.
0:36.4	Oh, my God.
0:37.2	And let me tell you something.
0:37.9	That body was tea.
0:39.0	Let me tell you something.
0:40.1	What?
0:40.5	It had a bulge hole.
0:43.6	And this is when I knew I did reconstructive.
0:45.5	But what do you?
0:45.9	Oh, was it for men?
0:47.8	I think that there's still going to be a hole occasionally just for everyone to be able to use a bathroom in...
0:55.0	Oh, it was like a squirt hole.
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