Escaping The Fire Island Hookup Forest

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This week, we embed ourselves deep inside the myth, the legend, the cautionary tale that is Fire Island. Our mission? To uncover the truth behind the infamous Belvedere Hotel, an all-nude, men-only boarding house perched just beyond the bounds of good judgment. What begins as an overnight getaway quickly spirals into blackouts at drag brunch, fighting for our lives in the Meat Rack, and late-night cruising that felt more like The Blair Witch Project than a vacation. Join us as we investigate the intersection of queerness, liberation, and public sex, one towel at a time. Find us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie EdmonsonLISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildrenFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodchildrenpod https://www.instagram.com/joehegyes/ https://www.instagram.com/andrewmuscarella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh my god, wait.
0:01.4	Wait.
0:02.3	You look different.
0:03.2	You look different.
0:04.8	It's been...
0:05.5	It's been the years.
0:06.5	It feels like...
0:07.6	It's great to see your face.
0:09.2	It's good to see yours, amongst other things that I've seen recently.
0:13.7	You've seen...
0:14.5	You've seen every part of...
0:16.3	Is that anatomy?
0:18.1	Yeah.
0:18.3	Yeah.
0:18.7	My anatomical...
0:19.8	Is that anatomical being?
0:22.1	Sure.
0:22.5	You could say?
0:22.9	Sure, the Katie Perry part of me tour kind of happened this weekend.
0:25.8	Yeah.
0:26.0	Yeah.
0:26.5	You kind of had a biology lesson this weekend.
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