E2 #74 - Charles Austin’s 2nd Annual Reluctant Christmas Special [Patreon Preview]

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Charles welcomes Chef Woopsie Doopsie, Christmas organization expert Steven Keeled, bible salesman Shooter Roundtree, tree expert Hashman, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more (Andrew, Branson) for his 2nd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117632428

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0:00.0	The following podcast is another podcast we did.
0:05.0	It's called Episode 2.
0:08.1	I love you.
0:09.2	I love you.
0:10.4	Is that a pitter-patter on our rooftop?
0:13.3	What's that ring-ting tingling?
0:16.7	I don't think that's the transmission on my 195 GMC Sonoma sounds more like sleigh bells.
0:23.6	Ladies and gentlemen, keep real quiet, and maybe we can figure out what that sound is.
0:30.6	Oh no, someone's coming down the fireplace right now!
0:33.6	Oh my god, it's Charles Austin in his iconic jeans and t-shirt. You know what that means.
0:40.3	Welcome everyone to the Charles Austin second annual reluctant Christmas special.
0:46.3	Thank you, thank you. You're too kind, really. You know, for many of us, money is tight this Christmas season, and we love our gifts.
0:59.3	Meanwhile, the literal fat cats on Wall Street are giving themselves all the gifts they want in the form of hefty Christmas bonuses.
1:08.0	If you ask me, Wall Street needs to focus less on their stocks and more on stuffing their stockings.
1:17.1	Have you seen that Chef Gordon Ramsey is back on TV?
1:20.5	I love his distinctly British brand of dick-headed assholery.
1:25.2	But can I tell you something, Gordon?
1:27.4	It's Christmas.
1:28.8	You need to focus less on bad cooks and more on good books.
1:34.2	You need to get out of hell's kitchen and visit Santa's workshop.
1:38.9	I'm 100% serious right now.
1:41.0	I really think he needs to do those things and make those lifestyle
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