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Episode One

364 - Three Pumpkins Clown College [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117376416

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0:00.0

I mean, I always wanted to be a clown.

0:01.6

I just wasn't doing it kind of the legit accredited way, but I love being a clown.

0:06.9

You have the heart of the clown.

0:08.8

I could see it.

0:09.7

I do.

0:10.5

I just think you need to work on the bits a little bit more, but that's why you're here.

0:15.1

It goes back at one point, I was sad, right?

0:18.6

I went to my therapist because I was sad.

0:21.4

I'm sorry to hear that.

0:22.7

Oh, thank you.

0:23.4

It's hard to admit that, but I was sad.

0:25.7

And I told my therapist how sad I was.

0:27.8

And he said, go see the clown Pagliacci.

0:31.9

And I was like, okay, I'm going to go do that.

0:34.3

And I saw him and he was so funny. His shit was so funny that I was like, I got to become a

0:40.2

clown. This guy is funny as fuck. Well, I mean, let's let's go into a little bit of the greats.

0:46.8

Okay. Pagliachi. Then you have a lot of famous clowns, you know, good and bad.

0:57.9

Some of the early ones, you know, there's always been clowns. As you said, reading off the wiki earlier, that they go back to ancient Egypt.

1:01.8

Well, no, that was just a fact I know.

1:03.7

Do I write that down?

1:04.7

There's always been clowns.

1:06.0

Yes, you should.

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