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Welcome to episode one.

Welcome, sports fans, to another episode of Locker Room Talk.

I am Dirk Doug Meyer with NFL Films, and this is the only podcast that gives you an all-access pass to what it's

really like to play on football's biggest stage. We've miced up the coaches, we've miced up

the players, and we're bringing you so deep into the locker room that we even miced up the

toilets. Tonight's NFC championship game pits the Providence, the Dracula, against the top-ranked Hartford Scrooges.

Yes, two expansion teams in the newly formed Transatlantic Division have made it so close

to Super Bowl greatness. But who will prevail? Which of these gridiron grates will have a chance

to drink out of the Lombardy trophy, tonight's contest will put them one step closer.

Now, for our show, we've miced up four of the most indispensable members of this organization.

Head coach Flint Clean Water, defensive coordinator Gladys Fat Back Shuggle,

offensive coordinator John David Parker Butcheeks Wilson, and quarterback Samson

Sasparilla.

Now, before we actually take you inside the locker room, let's just sit down for a minute

with each of these gridiron grates.

Let's start with you, head coach Flint Clean Water.

Now, this is a young, untested team.

First season in franchise history here,

how does it feel being just one step from the big dance?

Oh, man.

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