E2 #62 - The Cash Kia [Patreon Preview]

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Uber driver Cooper Sorento (Charles) picks up Walt Tremblay (Branson) and businessman Dominick Market (Andrew) during a big soccer match in Three Pumpkins. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/106815147

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0:00.0	You're pretty sure that's all illegal in Indiana.
0:02.2	You know, a lot of the other states, you know, they go a little foo with, you know, they go like, oh, we'll allow you to have, you know, you can buy marijuana as long as it's in a candy.
0:10.6	Well, we're not in Indiana.
0:12.5	I hope you are aware.
0:13.4	We're in California here in three pumpkins.
0:16.3	You know, I think we're, you know, I don't know what you're talking about.
0:20.5	We are currently in Indiana.
0:23.0	I got to take this to you mind. I thought we were.
0:23.9	Well, what do you think that body of water is?
0:26.3	If you want. What's that body of water to your left?
0:27.5	Hold on, hold on, please.
0:28.2	That's a Pacific Ocean.
0:29.4	Can I take this?
0:30.0	I think that would be Lake Michigan.
0:32.2	Yeah, you can take that. You can take that. We'll just keep talking over here. You can take it. We told you you can take it. Well, no, I'm not to call him back because you guys said you'd be quiet and you were not
0:38.8	quiet. You didn't say be quiet. You said, can I take this? I said, of course you can take this.
0:43.3	You have to ask me to be quiet. I'm not just, I can't.
0:45.3	You know, if you could say please be quiet, it's an important phone call.
0:50.3	Please be quiet. Reasonable guy. Walt, if this is Terahot, why is the LA Galaxy playing against Team England in the Summer Cup Friends?
0:56.2	Sir.
0:57.1	There's no Terahot team playing.
1:00.0	Can I take this?
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