339 - The Lizard in the Crystal Bottle

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Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Inspector Vincenzo Tarantula (Andrew) interrogates suspects Elmo Ferrari (Branson), Gremolata Coachella (Charles), and Lorenzo Pervertino (Mike F. @DeputyWarlock) regarding the murder of Esmerelda Scorpioni and other beautiful young women at the Hotel Italiano. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0	The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery,
0:05.3	a Charles Austin company.
0:06.8	It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:09.4	Welcome to episode one.
0:16.2	June 5, 1975.
0:19.2	This is Inspector Vincenzo Tarantula of the Milan Police in the bar of the Hotel Italiano.
0:25.9	I have asked three gentlemen to join me here to ask questions regarding the serial murders that occurred here at the hotel over the past year.
0:32.5	By what the press has dubbed the Mickey Mouse Killer.
0:36.7	These gentlemen I will name now.
0:39.6	Elmo Ferrari, head model scout for Moa Models.
0:43.6	Hello, how are you doing?
0:44.7	Hold on, hold on.
0:46.8	Lorenzo Pervertino, headmaster of the Pervertino
0:49.7	Fashion Academy for the Sexually Insane.
0:52.8	And Grumolada Coachella the bartender here at
0:56.0	Pavarades the bar within the hotel I'm in particular interested in the most
1:00.8	recent murder of Esmeralda Scorpione a 21 year old fashion student from Rome
1:06.7	staying here at the hotel she was killed right here in the hotel elevator.
1:12.7	I am seeking any possible connections.
1:15.3	Gentlemen, thank you for joining me here tonight.
1:18.5	As you know, none of you are under arrest at this moment.
1:22.1	I am simply seeking answers to my questions.
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