The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Hey, what's up, everyone? Welcome to Purgatory. I am your host, Sisyfus.

Welcome to the official Purgatory podcast where I am joined by some great guests, the residents of

purgatory. And we discussed the ongoing daily life of purgatory, a beautiful realm of

divine self-improvement where you can work on yourself to accomplish your goals.

Before we get into life in purgatory, let me introduce my two co-hosts.

Please, everyone in purgatory knows this guy.

Everyone's favorite unjust king, king my Dazalam.

Yo, what's up?

Yeah, you guys might remember me from almost being in the Bible.

I reigned from about negative 25 year to about year 15 or so. So you know it was a good time to

purgatory. Got access to a lot of rough drafts. I did see your name appears in a lot of rough

drafts. And that's something a lot of people aren't going to realize, but you're going to know because

you put in the work every day. Well, I guess as a king, you're really not putting in the work, but you're telling other

people to put in the work every day.

Well, it's more work than you think, though, because you got to think of punishments and

you got to tell them what to do and you've got to betray other kings that you've made alliances

with.

It's actually a lot of work.

Well, speaking of punishment, I want to introduce our next guest. He's a more recent addition to purgatory.

He worked some sort of new job that I'm not really sure what it is called a fixer.

...