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Episode One

E2 #60 - The Drafts Folder 2 [Patreon Preview]

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Episode One

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4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including sodas (not Pixar), farm animals, mathematical symbols used to denote positive and negative functions, three needles in a haystack, and many more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101962357

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up everybody? It's me, Addition. And you know what that means. It's time for another

0:04.5

episode of mathematical symbols used to denote positive and negative functions. As always,

0:09.4

I'm here with my boy, Division. How are you kicking it right now, Division?

0:12.6

I'm feeling a little, you know, I feel all right. I think I'm going to take my, I got to take

0:17.2

this jacket off. I'm a little hot. I'm going to take this off a little bit. Well, you know me. I love additions. So I'm about to add someone else to the mix here.

0:24.0

We got our boy multiplication in the house. What's up multiplication?

0:28.7

You know, just, you know, things have been crazy, running around, you know, taking care of all my kids, you know.

0:34.3

Just keep having more and more. Yeah, we like to add members to the family,

0:39.6

too. You know, I see where you're coming from. You're really multiplying. I want to say this about

0:43.0

multiplication. He used to be all alone, this crazy single man. Me and him used to go out all the time.

0:49.2

Now he's got all these kids, right? He's got how many times, you many... Yeah, but you're just bitter because of your divorce.

0:54.9

Well, I think you should get a divorce and you should dump some of those kids with her, right?

0:59.9

Then you'd have more time to do cool stuff.

1:02.1

You guys are sitting a little close.

1:03.8

I don't know if that's like Suss or whatever.

1:05.4

You just want me...

1:06.5

Like, you saw those twins and you wanted me to multiply them.

1:10.5

No, I wanted you to just pick one.

1:13.1

Look, we're not here to bicker about personal stuff today.

1:15.7

We're here to talk about the kind of things that mathematical symbols use to denote positive and negative functions love to talk about.

1:23.6

Maybe we should explain ourselves a little bit.

1:26.0

I think it's pretty clear.

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