The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for

Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome

to episode one. Welcome to Dr. Fingerling's Love Planet. I am, of course, Dr. Fingerling, and I would

like to personally thank you very much for landing on down on my love planet today.

This is the very first episode of Love Planet,

my new love, sexuality, and advice call-in show on Risco Sexual Satellite.

We will be discussing modern relationships, modern sex, condoms, the violin.

What kind of fruit to eat when your hands cramp?

Is it rude to try to throw your partner's underwear onto the ceiling fan on purpose?

We're going to be talking about dating apps, dating craps, water closets, hooking up and hooking out.

And we got some great guests for you guys here today.

Aiden Nendom will be here to discuss his new dating app.

Danny Beginner will join us.

Professor Dave Verona is going to stop by.

And lastly, Riboflavin's going to show us some romantic recipes.

Before we get to the guests, allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Dr. Fingerling.

I graduated with a degree in advanced sex therapy from MIT with a minor in erotic engineering.

I was voted Best New Type of Guy at the Men's Health MenCon last year.

I studied sexy evolutionary biology at USC.

I created the foot job in 1982.

I, well, not to kiss and tell, but I did fuck Dr. Ruth.

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