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Episode One

328 - Gilroy Monsanto at the Iowa State Fair [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

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4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Gilroy Monsanto (Branson) and campaign manager Savannah Fandango (Hesse) interact with ordinary voters (Andrew, Charles) at the Iowa State Fair. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/101712512

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0:00.0

Now, Gilroy.

0:01.1

Be that as it may.

0:02.7

We got something to show these Iowans here.

0:04.5

So tell me, in terms of strategy, right?

0:07.2

You know, what am I going to tell them to get them to want to vote for me and stuff?

0:10.2

I mean, you got the numbers.

0:11.3

You just got to be yourself, Gilroy.

0:13.2

So I got to talk about stuff I'm interested in, like, you know, genetic manipulation or red bovine.

0:18.9

Well, let's keep it off the red heifer.

0:22.9

I don't think some people want to hear about the red heifer.

0:25.3

I don't think we should talk about.

0:27.3

I've been itching to talk about that red heifer, Savannah.

0:30.1

Savannah, I want to talk about that so bad.

0:32.3

I'm telling you, it might come out.

0:33.7

I'm sorry if it does, but I want to talk about that red heifer so bad.

0:36.9

Look, do not, you can't talk about anything else. And that, you can't talk about...

0:40.6

That red heifer, the very same my family clones is going to be, you know what they're going to do with

0:44.8

that red heifer. I know they're going to kill it at Al-Axa, and then we're going to get dominion. You can't talk about dominion. They told us they're going to get dominion. Why not?

0:56.7

The one thing you cannot talk about is dominion. If I was a voter, right, I would say, this fellow's got dominion.

0:59.9

That sounds pretty good to make, right?

1:01.6

Gilroy, listen.

1:02.3

You want a little bit of dominion.

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