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E2 #29 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]

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Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (@necrobranson) and Blinky Winky (@tom_on_here) celebrate getting a billion followers on TikTok, unveil their new boarding school for children with beautiful moms, and discuss their new hype house. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54147004

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0:00.0

And like we got tons of stuff. If you never listen to us or see our great videos or whatnot,

0:05.4

like first of all, have you been under rock? And second of all, like, could I could I get under

0:10.1

that rock with you? What would you do if I was under that rock with you? What would you do if I lay

0:15.4

down next to you under that rock? Oh, no. If you're like a type of girl that know nothing about like TikTok,

0:21.4

what's like still young and hot and you lived under a rock and Blinky got under there with you

0:26.4

to live with you in the rock, if you were real sessy, like, what would you do though? I'm talking

0:30.9

real sassy and I got under that rock and, you know, we were kind of fooling around and I bit you a little bit what would you do oh what would you do if he bit you a little bit don't is I'm so shy I'm sorry talk a talk about between

0:44.5

a rock and a hard place right because my twin brother would probably be erect if he like had that

0:51.8

because he like loves girls he's like girl crazy i love him so much i

0:56.4

just i just love kissing him i just love looking at them touching him feeling them drawing blood

1:04.4

all the above well you know maybe not so much to draw in blood ever since what. Sometimes that happens and it's an accident.

1:13.6

Ever since lawyer Michael Richards told us not to, you know, we can do it, but we just can't.

1:21.1

I can't draw blood.

1:22.3

Michael Avenani said not to draw blood, but guess what?

1:25.6

Sometimes I just get a little too silly.

1:27.9

Sorry, not sorry.

1:29.2

He gets a little silly.

1:32.0

And he doesn't listen to our lawyer who knows a lot about women, Michael Richards.

1:36.5

And then I lose all that money.

1:39.1

Which is not going to happen because we got a billion followers on TikToks and they're mostly girls and they love us and we love them

1:46.9

you know baby so much oh my god and we're like we're like just we're just we're just like lover boys and a lot of

1:54.4

people don't understand you know about why you know if you got kick out of a hype house or something

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