The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled The Goblin's Leg.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

The Raven to the Wicket.

The Six Shadow slides under the caravan bus.

An RV runs out of gas.

Icky, sticky, itsy, bitsy spiders.

Go away!

That is the official motto of Goofers Glen.

I am head shaman Bloor, and I am thrilled that everyone has joined here today for the ceremony

of Pluckman's Grummit.

Welcome, welcome, welcome all.

You could applaud a little, or...

Well, that would feel kind of like we're applauding ourselves or something, but I am

very happy to be back once again. I spend every summer here at Goofers Glen, and I'm just excited to

try to start growing our membership a little bit again, you know. I know it's a secret society,

but we don't want it to be too secret, you know what I mean? We've had a little bit of attrition

and turnover lately. Well, it's, I am quite disappointed about the turnout this year for the Goblin's Leg, the name of our

secret society. I really thought, how many people did we get last year? We had like, what,

at least 17 last year, right? Yeah, we're down maybe 14 now, looks like a couple, there's a couple familiar faces I'm not seeing here.

Well, a couple members died.

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