187 - CJ and Branson: A Debate for the Ages

Episode One

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Arbiter Andrew (@intellegint) oversees a debate between Branson (@necrobranson) and CJ (@TOS_Violator) regarding the question of whether Fat Bastard actually ate a baby. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:05.5	This podcast is entitled, CJ and Branson, a debate for the ages. It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:12.7	Welcome to episode one.
0:16.3	In all things, there is a season, except, of course, for logic and reason.
0:22.8	While lies in fiction turn and swivel, the search for truth is always civil.
0:28.7	That is why we gather and connect our minds to find the truth and record time.
0:35.1	By this time, our longtime viewers know that if the logic and reason poem has been read,
0:40.8	that means that it is time for a debate. Branson has challenged CJ to a well-moderated,
0:46.8	polite, and intellectual debate over an argument that they have been unable to settle for quite
0:51.7	some time. Tonight, for your listening pleasure, I present you with C.J. and Branson, a debate for the ages.
0:59.8	The subject? Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Did he or did he not actually eat a baby?
1:08.1	CJ states that Fat Bastard has eaten a baby. Branson states that Fat Bastard did not actually eat a baby. CJ states that fat bastard has eaten a baby.
1:14.7	Branson states that fat bastard did not actually eat a baby.
1:17.6	The truth comes out tonight.
1:20.7	Branson, CJ, hello.
1:22.3	Hello, it's a pleasure to be here.
1:23.4	Thank you for hosting Andrew.
1:24.3	Oh, no problem.
1:27.2	Thank you for having me host and moderate this.
1:30.3	Oh, actually I'm the arbiter, is what you said, which is a much cooler term. That's right.
1:31.3	That's a way cooler term.
1:32.3	You're right.
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