Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2020
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
@dfarella is known as "everyone's favorite internet bf" but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains the worst date he's ever been on, not having sex on the first date, everything to do with chicken parmigiana, being a former fat boy, how he finds inspiration for his tweets, what his goals are in his career, why he doesn't love EDM anymore, why he has a chip on his shoulder, how guys feel bloated too, dealing with peer pressure, the strategy behind why his instagram page is black and white, why he doesn't want to be a boyfriend right now, and how to get respect.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up guys, I am with Dylan Forella, some people know him as at D Forella on Instagram |
| 0:19.3 | or on Twitter because Kanye West follows him and everyone's been bothering me to have |
| 0:24.6 | him on and I'm like fine I'll have him on just kidding. |
| 0:27.0 | He's hysterical, we started his friends online right? |
| 0:30.6 | We did, we were Twitter friends first. |
| 0:32.6 | Twitter first? |
| 0:33.9 | And Instagram at the same time. |
| 0:35.0 | At the same time. |
| 0:36.1 | And then we've just grown to be amazing friends and everyone thinks we should fuck. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.0 | They are shipping, being burns in D Forella. |
| 0:45.8 | I love that, because I don't have that many pictures of myself and you didn't either and |
| 0:48.9 | people were just like why aren't you in Dylan dating? |
| 0:51.8 | Yeah, why haven't D Forella and being burns got together yet? |
| 0:55.0 | And they did all the time and it's super awkward because we've only been platonic and |
| 0:58.8 | Dylan actually was like hooking up with one of my best friends at the time that they |
| 1:02.2 | were posting that kind of stuff and I was just we'd just be like, haha. |
| 1:05.8 | And I knew Hannah would never fuck me so I was like from the bat and like this is going |
| 1:09.5 | to be a friend like I don't know that. |
| 1:12.0 | You're like I only want a man who's six nine. |
| 1:14.8 | I was just telling Dylan I do have a crush on a guy who's six seven right now that I |
| 1:19.7 | might have accidentally gave a blow job two last night to which you responded ill. |
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