Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.5 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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FOR 2+ BONUS EPISODES A MONTH AND ACCESS TO ALL PAST EPISODES SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON HERE YAYAYAYA This solo episode I answer questions that will hopefully PUMP YOU UP for the new year or at least distract you for 38 minutes from the existential dread of our existence. I answer questions such as: How often do you doubt yourself? Why do you think loads of women settle for a man who steals their joy and passion? Worst friend break up? What's the thing you wish you'd known at the beginning of making the podcast? How can we be funny and be taken seriously at the same time? What are ways that you practice self confidence and self-acceptance? How do you keep your head up when you get depressed/face a setback? ENJOY LIL DEVZ JOIN PATREON HERE

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0:00.0	Dad, I'm hungry!
0:01.5	Right, what do I cook for tea?
0:03.0	Er, McCain chips. These will be good.
0:05.2	You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer?
0:08.2	Just say, Alexa, open McCain, and Alexa will help you.
0:12.1	What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain, Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?
0:16.4	Not literally open the bag of chips for your dad, but Alexa can tell you how to cook them
0:20.6	and give you ideas for tea.
0:21.9	Ah, okay. Alexa, open McCain.
0:24.5	Well done, Dad. Such a tech wizard.
0:26.6	Chip, chip, hooray.
0:27.7	Crispy air fryer perfection with McCain.
0:33.2	Oh my gosh, it's almost 2020.
0:34.8	And I am bringing the bonus picture on episode.
0:38.9	It's free.
0:39.9	Yes, I have a Patreon.
0:41.1	Patreon.com is burning in hell.
0:42.5	And I'm giving you a taste today.
0:44.7	And by taste, I don't mean you going to the kitchen at midnight after Christmas
0:50.6	and going to a diabetic coma for meeting all the sugar cookies.
0:53.1	I mean, I'm giving you this one episode.
0:55.2	And if you want more, you get four episodes a month, another bullshit for $5.
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