John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2020
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands with Derek Peth, why he quit his financial analyst job and moved to Hollywood to become an actor, how he's getting over his heartbreak, his type, what he was like in high school, if he ever sends nudes, and how he's changed since The Bachelorette.
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| 0:00.0 | Meet John. Hello. |
| 0:01.6 | It's Friday night and he's just dented his partner's new car. |
| 0:05.6 | Now he's wondering if he can make a claim before she gets back home on Monday. |
| 0:09.6 | Thankfully, Aviva can help solve this car insurance conundrum. |
| 0:13.2 | We're available for new claims around the clock, so John can sort this out right away. |
| 0:18.0 | Breaking the news is up to him though. Um, darling. |
| 0:21.1 | Helping solve your car insurance puzzles? |
| 0:23.4 | It takes Aviva. Get a quote today at Aviva.co.uk. |
| 0:30.4 | Hey guys, this is Hannah Berner. Um, I have John Paul Jones on. |
| 0:36.8 | JPJ and I started. Um, we've been talking about 10 minutes. |
| 0:40.0 | I didn't press record. Um, you guys missed some gold, but I'm gonna put the video |
| 0:44.9 | from the beginning of it that did play on the Patreon. |
| 0:48.1 | Oh, you guys can go to patreon.com. |
| 0:50.7 | So I'm burning in house $5 a month. You get a lot. Good shit. |
| 0:53.8 | And that is, oh, I'm so excited. |
| 0:58.6 | I was really mean to you that first 13 minutes. |
| 1:00.5 | It's okay. I get it. It's kind of a thing. |
| 1:01.7 | But it warmed him up. It warmed him up. |
| 1:03.6 | And I'm so proud of this episode. |
| 1:05.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:10.8 | Welcome to |
| 1:20.8 | So we've been warming up here in hell. |
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