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Judge John Hodgman

Duplo Jeopardy

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

Judge, Information, Show, Comedy, Justice, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, John Hodgman, Pc, Relationships, Jesse Thorn, John Hodgeman, More, Knowledge, Mac, World

4.87.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Caleb brings the case against his friend, Ryan. Caleb is ready to get rid of his Lego collection, but Ryan thinks he should keep it in storage. Ryan says that even though Caleb thinks he’s ready to let it go, he will later regret parting with these sets. Who's right? Who's wrong? With Expert Witness Seth Mnookin! Thank you to Jonathan Reiter for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0

This particular episode is dedicated to Karl Garner Jr.

0:07.0

You may recall that Karl Garner Jr. was the student of a listener named Eric Little in Kentucky

0:12.0

who gained some attention for writing an essay about why a hot dog is not a sandwich.

0:19.0

He unfortunately, we learned, died due to gun violence in Kentucky.

0:29.0

I just learned about it today. You can read about it by searching his name, Karl Garner Jr.

0:35.0

There's an article about it in the Kentucky Herald leader.

0:38.0

It's a very sad situation. I don't have very many details.

0:42.0

And Eric Little has promised to help us create some opportunity for you to express your sympathies if you wish to.

0:52.0

And as soon as we have those details, I will let you know. But in the meantime, I just wanted to say thank you to Karl and his family.

1:01.0

We are thinking of you and we're very sorry for this loss.

1:07.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn. This week, Duplo Jeopardy.

1:13.0

Caleb brings the case against his friend Ryan.

1:17.0

Caleb's ready to get rid of his Lego collection. Ryan thinks he should keep it in storage.

1:21.0

Ryan says even though Caleb thinks he's ready to let it go, he'll later regret parting with these sets.

1:27.0

Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.

1:31.0

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.

1:39.0

Meet the hot dog vendor, Elf Maiden, Butterfly Girl, Circus Strongman,

1:45.0

Veterinarian, Battle Dwarf, Dance Instructor, Gourmet Chef, Conlausu, Corn Cobb Guy,

1:55.0

Roman Gladiator, Rocketboy Pro Surfer, Retro Space Hero, The Yuppie, The Internet Judge,

2:01.0

and The Baylif, aka Corn Cobb Guy, Corn Cobb Guy, Swear Them In.

2:06.0

Please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

2:13.0

So help you God or whatever. I do. I do.

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