Tux Evasion

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Rebecca brings the case against her teenage son, Parrish. Parrish is a senior in high school and he refuses to go to his senior prom. Rebecca doesn't want him to miss out on this once in a lifetime event. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Allison Peltzman for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.0	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn.
0:07.0	This week, Tux Evasion.
0:09.0	Rebecca brings the case against her son, Parrish.
0:12.0	Parrish is a senior in high school, and he refuses to go to his prom.
0:16.0	Rebecca doesn't want him to miss out on this once in a lifetime event.
0:19.0	Who's right?
0:20.0	Who's wrong?
0:21.0	Only one man can decide.
0:23.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom
0:26.0	and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:30.0	Ugh, you've gone so far astray, I fear for you.
0:35.0	You really think I'm going to burn in hell, Judge John Hodgman?
0:38.0	Just for going to my prom?
0:40.0	I don't want to think about what's going to happen to you.
0:43.0	Sin knows you now.
0:46.0	It will find you.
0:47.0	Judge John Hodgman, your sin will find you, Baylor F. Jessie,
0:51.0	and when it does, not even God or whatever can help you.
0:56.0	God or whatever will help me if I really need him or whatever.
1:00.0	Not if he or whatever doesn't love you anymore.
1:03.0	God or whatever loves everybody, Mama.
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