Daddy Daughter Day, War, Sex Scenes | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-31-25

Monday Morning Podcast

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about daddy daughter day, the war grift, and saxophone sex scenes.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(30:48) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-31-17 - Bill rambles about heat waves, ole fatty cakes, and MLB.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in, checking in on you.
0:10.0	Ooh, how's it going, man? Yeah, yeah, how's it going good? That's good. That day, you know, that's a good thing. You know, It's always good. One of the things you have to learn is an adult.
0:22.6	When people say, how's it going?
0:23.6	You just say good. How's it going? It's going good. Unless it's a friend of yours and there's fucking margaritas in front of you. And you're a lady. Then all of a sudden it's just like, gosh, I'm sorry. Sorry, I didn't want to do this, but I just, I, no, no, I want to hear about it.
0:21.6	Why do you want to hear about it?
0:23.6	Because you want to do this, but I just, I, no, no, I want to hear about it.
0:39.1	Why do you want to hear about it? Because you want to help your friend or because you just enjoy watching your friend have a worse day than you? Oh, there's a lot of layers with the ladies. No, I want to hear about it. Sorry, I'm rolling this fucking window down. I want to hear about it.
0:35.2	I want to hear about it.
0:36.2	Well, I just, you know, it's like,
0:38.3	I'm supposed to be my boyfriend for a lunch. fucking window down. I want to hear about it. I want to hear about it. Well, I just, you know,
0:55.0	it's like, I'm supposed to be my boyfriend for lunch. And he doesn't he wanted to go in the last
1:00.8	thing and he said he didn't want to go. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. I got stuck and sure. Um, no, you just say,
1:08.2	how's it going? Good. Good. It's going good. This is the way I say, how's it going? Good, good.
1:12.6	It's going good.
1:14.5	This is the way I say, it's going good.
1:16.0	Like, it's enough.
1:18.2	Don't fucking ask any more questions.
1:19.8	You know, how's it going?
1:22.5	It's going as fucking, it's going out what's always going.
1:28.1	Um, anyway, oh, Billy fucking baseball I've been watching the Red Sox.
1:30.7	I missed the drubbing of the twins yesterday.
1:33.3	Kicking the shit out of them. I don't even know who we have next.
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