I have always said the purpose of the Ditchfible podcast is to include you in the rantings

and ravings of the super bitchy and brutal friend you never knew you needed.

I'm a firm believer that honesty is the only policy and basic courtesy and social

graces are overrated as fuck. I found in my years on the surf that embracing

your crazy and tackling it head on preferably with mace in your back pocket

and a flask of vodka taped to your inner thigh is the best way to go.

On today's episode I'm opening the phone lines legally,

hashtag James Kennedy to all my bitchy listeners to see if I can offer some

solace and or sketchy pharmacist that's loose with his prescription pad.

Here we go.

Ladies, Liz Carebear.

I just made it up. That's my gift. I can just make instant nicknames.

Liz, I got to work on yours. What's your guys question? Thank you for calling.

By the way, you're the first ones. Love it. Oh my god.

Working at the reverse. That's what we are.

The early bird gets I don't know, gets something.

So our first question is we are davers like you and we just wanted to know how you sort of

got your start in writing the bitch Bible and into the podcast world and getting your

followers and stuff like that because I mean your hysterical obvious.

Oh my god.

So nice. What gets you to that next level of like start them?

Okay, this is actually really funny because I don't think I've ever talked about this on my podcast,

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